I actually did bite my dm with explicit consent. because I was trying to argue that a ranger/barbarian's bite would be d6+Strength Modifier. and not d4+Strength Modifier. and he was like lmao human bites aren't even that strong. and I said bet. and he said well bite me then as strong as an 18 attack roll would be (the prison guard had 14AC btw) and we had to stop the game because he had to go get stitches.
also he didn't wanna say he let himself get bit to win an argument that he lost so badly he's in the emergency room, so he was like "a rat did it" and the nurse turns her head 12 degrees to the left and sees my bloody mouth. and goes "yeah okay that happens"
and we did get the barbarian bite attack to be d6+Strength Modifier. I'm also now engaged to this guy and this campaign I get to be the dm!
made some transsexuality patches for my jacket >:3
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“transsexuals have got to get meaner” is a phrase I like from @sweatermuppet ’s designs but I had an idea and wanted to make my own patch design based on it!!
and “transsexuality is divine” is a design/phrase I made myself inspired by sweatermuppet’s transsexual designs as well!
made some transsexuality patches for my jacket >:3
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“transsexuals have got to get meaner” is a phrase I like from @sweatermuppet ’s designs but I had an idea and wanted to make my own patch design based on it!!
and “transsexuality is divine” is a design/phrase I made myself inspired by sweatermuppet’s transsexual designs as well!
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